GO THE HELL AWAY.
Yes, we needed the rain...but...day 5 of rain here.
The dogs and I are gettin' a little crazy.
So is Pig.
"NO more freaking RAIN in my DEN" |
I have been carrying the crow food all the way across the field, in hopes that Pig won't get it all.
I felt super smart.
Until yesterday, when she shows up outside the front door with the chunk of stale bread I had carried across the damned yard for the crows.
"You're so cute when you think you're outsmarting me" |
Girlfriend, I don't think you need anymore carbs. You're expanding East-West.
"Please. You WISH you rocked a bod like this. By the way, I can see straight into your bedroom. You need to up the bootcamp..maybe lay off food after..I dunno..2pm" |
"Don't get all mad. Just tellin' like it is. I could eat your carbs for you." |
Note the bread shrapnel falling from her paws..you can't take her anywhere nice.
We're off to town today...gah...
No, I surely would NOT want to take her to a restaurant. I like her so much though that I may take her to a drive-thru just to have lunch with her. Hugs, Deb=^..^=x4
ReplyDeletejust noticed...what beautiful nails she has.
ReplyDeleteToo funny! I hope you get some sunny weather soon!
ReplyDeleteHas she been back inside lately? With all the rain, I'm just wondering if she isn't eyeing your bedroom?
ReplyDeleteLMBO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteyou are so good for me in the mornings!!!
WHat a lovely conversation! :)
ReplyDeleteShe'll need all of that blubber when she hibernates. Oh, I hadn't thought of that. We won't see her for all of the long, cold months of Winter. :(
ReplyDeleteHaha dear Pig, she found out where the bread was, that is so cute.
ReplyDeleteShe will need to have that fat for winter and when she has babies again.
Maybe I could tell everyone I am storing up fat for the winter. Do you think anyone would believe me?
Have fun in town.
Sorry about the rain!
I don't know Ghogs... it never occurred to me that she would hibernate, so I was wondering if the expansion was a result of a bun (or six) in the oven.
ReplyDeleteOh gosh, too funny. That is one of my top 10 pet peeves....undoing what I do. Argh.
ReplyDeleteI think she watches your every move, especially if there's food involved! Enough with the rain here to, it needs to go west:@)
ReplyDeleteLOL! Okay, is this a trained whistle pig you keep on hand for photos? :-) We're on day 5 of Lee also. I'm not complaining much because it did drop our temperatures from the upper 90's to the upper 50's.
ReplyDeleteLove the shots!
i'm not sure i'd take diet/exercise advice from Ms. Pig. :)
ReplyDeleteThis was a hoot! Thanks for todays smile!
ReplyDeleteHey... Carbs now, then a long nap and next spring she'll have to start all over again. What a life.
ReplyDeleteSeriously laughing out loud! Pig has your number. Those crow carbs must be worth a little extra hike.
ReplyDeletePig, Pig, Pig! We love Pig!
ReplyDeleteI've noticed that her hands are always wet looking. Does she wash her hands before she eats or something? lol
She's going to eat you out of house and home at this rate...
ReplyDeleteMan, I love me some whistlepigs! They just love messing with people, I think :)
ReplyDeleteGreat photos.
Bahaha! Bread shrapnel! I want to adopt you as my honorary sister. That way you'd be duty-bound to do a Pig guest post on my blog!
ReplyDeleteI think she needs a bib. You should make her one. :)
ReplyDeletemy god, she's an eating machine. plus, she needs a manicure. guess that's what happens when you just let yourself go.
ReplyDeleteWe're supposed to get Hurricane Katia on Monday night. We English are crap at doing bad weather. Everyone decides it's too much trouble so they don't bother working. If any areas are hit and damage occurs, the locals will probably go out looting anyway, so what the hell!
ReplyDeleteI bet it's an anti-climax. I don't care too much, my garden looks shit at the moment anyway!
That Pig really gets on your case! I can see that she can't go to fancy restaurants but at least she eats your carbs for you!
ReplyDeleteOh i am hoping that it STOPS raining! i have been trying to sent it to Texas..... but apparently my "powers" don't work really well!
ReplyDelete;-)
Showed Bastiaan Pig today! he laughed and laughed!
Thanks
Leontien
so, she's not only beautiful, she's verrrrry smart...
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