GO THE HELL AWAY.
Yes, we needed the rain...but...day 5 of rain here.
The dogs and I are gettin' a little crazy.
So is Pig.
|"NO more freaking RAIN in my DEN"|
I have been carrying the crow food all the way across the field, in hopes that Pig won't get it all.
I felt super smart.
Until yesterday, when she shows up outside the front door with the chunk of stale bread I had carried across the damned yard for the crows.
|"You're so cute when you think you're outsmarting me"|
Girlfriend, I don't think you need anymore carbs. You're expanding East-West.
|"Please. You WISH you rocked a bod like this. |
By the way, I can see straight into your bedroom.
You need to up the bootcamp..maybe lay off food after..I dunno..2pm"
|"Don't get all mad. Just tellin' like it is. |
I could eat your carbs for you."
Note the bread shrapnel falling from her paws..you can't take her anywhere nice.
We're off to town today...gah...