Thursday, September 8

Dear Lee

or remnants of Tropical Storm Lee...
GO THE HELL AWAY.
Yes, we needed the rain...but...day 5 of rain here.
The dogs and I are gettin' a little crazy.
So is Pig.
"NO more freaking RAIN in my DEN"
Terrifying, isn't she?

I have been carrying the crow food all the way across the field, in hopes that Pig won't get it all.
I felt super smart.
Until yesterday, when she shows up outside the front door with the chunk of stale bread I had carried across the damned yard for the crows.

"You're so cute when you think you're outsmarting me"

Girlfriend, I don't think you need anymore carbs.  You're expanding East-West.

"Please.  You WISH you rocked a bod like this.
 By the way, I can see straight into your bedroom.
You need to up the bootcamp..maybe lay off food after..I dunno..2pm"

"Don't get all mad.  Just tellin' like it is.
I could eat your carbs for you."

Note the bread shrapnel falling from her paws..you can't take her anywhere nice.

We're off to town today...gah...
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26 comments:

  1. DebSeptember 8, 2011 at 8:32 AM

    No, I surely would NOT want to take her to a restaurant. I like her so much though that I may take her to a drive-thru just to have lunch with her. Hugs, Deb=^..^=x4

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  2. UnknownSeptember 8, 2011 at 9:09 AM

    just noticed...what beautiful nails she has.

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  3. Gone CountrySeptember 8, 2011 at 9:10 AM

    Too funny! I hope you get some sunny weather soon!

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  4. Lisa @ Two Bears FarmSeptember 8, 2011 at 9:43 AM

    Has she been back inside lately? With all the rain, I'm just wondering if she isn't eyeing your bedroom?

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  5. red.neck chicSeptember 8, 2011 at 10:12 AM

    LMBO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    you are so good for me in the mornings!!!

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  6. Furry BottomsSeptember 8, 2011 at 10:38 AM

    WHat a lovely conversation! :)

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  7. LouiseSeptember 8, 2011 at 10:42 AM

    She'll need all of that blubber when she hibernates. Oh, I hadn't thought of that. We won't see her for all of the long, cold months of Winter. :(

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  8. Farm GirlSeptember 8, 2011 at 10:48 AM

    Haha dear Pig, she found out where the bread was, that is so cute.
    She will need to have that fat for winter and when she has babies again.
    Maybe I could tell everyone I am storing up fat for the winter. Do you think anyone would believe me?
    Have fun in town.
    Sorry about the rain!

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  9. Where the Fur FliesSeptember 8, 2011 at 11:00 AM

    I don't know Ghogs... it never occurred to me that she would hibernate, so I was wondering if the expansion was a result of a bun (or six) in the oven.

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  10. Leslie September 8, 2011 at 11:02 AM

    Oh gosh, too funny. That is one of my top 10 pet peeves....undoing what I do. Argh.

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  11. LynnSeptember 8, 2011 at 11:49 AM

    I think she watches your every move, especially if there's food involved! Enough with the rain here to, it needs to go west:@)

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  12. Brian KingSeptember 8, 2011 at 12:06 PM

    LOL! Okay, is this a trained whistle pig you keep on hand for photos? :-) We're on day 5 of Lee also. I'm not complaining much because it did drop our temperatures from the upper 90's to the upper 50's.

    Love the shots!

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  13. TexWisGirlSeptember 8, 2011 at 12:22 PM

    i'm not sure i'd take diet/exercise advice from Ms. Pig. :)

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  14. JillSeptember 8, 2011 at 1:03 PM

    This was a hoot! Thanks for todays smile!

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  15. Larry OstbySeptember 8, 2011 at 1:09 PM

    Hey... Carbs now, then a long nap and next spring she'll have to start all over again. What a life.

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  16. LeenieSeptember 8, 2011 at 1:43 PM

    Seriously laughing out loud! Pig has your number. Those crow carbs must be worth a little extra hike.

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  17. AngelaSeptember 8, 2011 at 7:46 PM

    Pig, Pig, Pig! We love Pig!

    I've noticed that her hands are always wet looking. Does she wash her hands before she eats or something? lol

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  18. GregSeptember 8, 2011 at 8:27 PM

    She's going to eat you out of house and home at this rate...

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  19. TrailblazerSeptember 8, 2011 at 10:29 PM

    Man, I love me some whistlepigs! They just love messing with people, I think :)

    Great photos.

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  20. DanielleSeptember 9, 2011 at 12:17 AM

    Bahaha! Bread shrapnel! I want to adopt you as my honorary sister. That way you'd be duty-bound to do a Pig guest post on my blog!

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  21. NancySeptember 9, 2011 at 11:29 AM

    I think she needs a bib. You should make her one. :)

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  22. bon bonSeptember 10, 2011 at 12:06 AM

    my god, she's an eating machine. plus, she needs a manicure. guess that's what happens when you just let yourself go.

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  23. The IdiotSeptember 10, 2011 at 12:08 PM

    We're supposed to get Hurricane Katia on Monday night. We English are crap at doing bad weather. Everyone decides it's too much trouble so they don't bother working. If any areas are hit and damage occurs, the locals will probably go out looting anyway, so what the hell!

    I bet it's an anti-climax. I don't care too much, my garden looks shit at the moment anyway!

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  24. KBSeptember 11, 2011 at 8:22 PM

    That Pig really gets on your case! I can see that she can't go to fancy restaurants but at least she eats your carbs for you!

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  25. LeontienSeptember 11, 2011 at 9:32 PM

    Oh i am hoping that it STOPS raining! i have been trying to sent it to Texas..... but apparently my "powers" don't work really well!
    ;-)

    Showed Bastiaan Pig today! he laughed and laughed!

    Thanks
    Leontien

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  26. AnneSeptember 12, 2011 at 6:40 PM

    so, she's not only beautiful, she's verrrrry smart...

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