Sunday, November 23

Thank you, Working Hands

No more red bearpaw manhands!  Actual human skin! Woo!
This stuff actually works, and isn't insanely greasy or overly scented. If your hands are cracked, it does sting a little..But, maybe that was just me being a wuss. ;)
I have a ton of product review coming up.. Tis the season!

Tuesday, November 4

You look familiar...

A belated happy Halloween.. And an apology for vanishing for um.. Months.
Here. Distract yourself with a photo or two of our Halloween party faces.
Chaos. You know it.
Check in! How ARE you all?!
*kisskisskiss*

Wednesday, June 18

I hate..

Commercials related to gardening.

Perfectly clean people, without a drop of sweat, gently messing about their lush oasis.

WTFingF.

I don't know one person on Earth that looks like that after working in the garden!
Show me a filthy, sweaty person, spewing profanity.. I'll run like hell to buy your MiracleWeedBeGoneMegaVegAndBloom.
Show me someone with dirt-stained knees (which won't go away until you grow new skin).

Show me someone who may or may not have forgotten their gloves and just pulled up a "I think that was highly toxic and oh shit, I just wiped my mouth!".

Show me someone who gives up and chops their nails to painfully short lengths because no matter what, they can't keep the garden soil cleaned from under their nails.

Or maybe that's all just me. 
God, I hope not!

Sunday, June 15

Hip hop abs..or, how I nearly died

It wasn't Hip Hop Abs' fault.
It was Voodoo's. Death by setter.
I got a free copy of HHA with my ShakeO kit.
OK, you know I'm always up for a challenge...this is probably why I won't see 40.
I watched the basic section, where we learn to Tilt, Tuck, Tighten. Seems simple enough so here we go!
I was following along fairly well, a minor miracle for me, when a certain Voo decided to break his stay and flop down right behind me.
*flail/scream/crash*
I didn't step on him, thank God, but.. WTH dog! Really?!
Do you have a death wish!?
For revenge, I'm making him advertise HHA while holding his down/stay.
So there!
Voo is no way endorses Shaun T or Hip Hop Abs. He says it makes uncoordinated white chicks fall from the sky