If you need instructions to open chocolate..
You shouldn't be eating it.
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| I noticed the instructions while reading the nutritional info. |
Don't be me.
If you're eating chocolate, you KNOW the deal. Reading the nutrition info in detail just makes your brain hurt. Count your fat/sugars/calories/whatevers and move on.
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I'm not eating chocolate for breakfast.
Truly.
I might dangle it in front of my nose to get through extreme ab, upper body and lower body boot camp.
Today is Triple Death Day.
I also have roughly 2 acres of grass to mow.
I sometimes regret not dropping the additional $ for self propelled.
The "self-propelled" in my mower means "when you lose control of the mower on a steep bank and it takes off without you".
God help me.
I appreciate the directions on how to open chocolate, especially when I'm shaking uncontrollably due to a chocolate withdrawal. Just sayin'...
ReplyDeleteNo mowing for me today, although it really needs it. Raining.
oh i'd rather mow yard than do any kind of boot camp stuff! you go, girl!
ReplyDeleteHahHahaHaa now I want something chocolate...
ReplyDeleteNancy, that's why we've got teeth..just shred that package!
ReplyDeleteIf it wasn't for profanity I would never make it through boot camps.
don't you want to look at an instruction label one day and just see "duh."
ReplyDeletethanks for the belly laugh!
ReplyDeleteI'm looking for a new mower now. I have a rider but my hills are too big for it to climb so definitely going self propelled!
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