When replacing glass in a window, keep your mouth closed.
Or wear one of those face shield things welders wear.
Mmm. Glass fragments, the breakfast of champions (or morons).
My absolute favorite burger.
Ok, one of my favorite burgers.
Not. A. Health. Food.
Every year I wait for the Brown Thrashers to arrive. I love them.
For about a week.
"Shy and skulking" says the bird book. Ha!
I've been reduced to being a maniac who screams "SHUT UP I AM ON THE PHONE!"...at a bird.