Wednesday, August 8

Summer

I am SO over this heat.
Truly.
I'm getting hostile.


More hostile.

"Hottest July on record!"
Those of us without central air are aware of this, thanks.
Yes, Yes...I have a pool. Big whoop. The water is the same temp as my blood. A few degrees below the boiling point.

Too hot to hike, camp, have fires...
Dangerously hot, not me-being-a-whiner hot.

The next person to say "Whew! How 'bout this heat?" is getting a beatdown.
I know it's just conversation, but for the LOVE OF GOD...

I saw snow shovels in Walmart.
How twisted is that?