Michael: Where are the trash bags?
Me: Under the sink. We've stored them in that spot for several years.
Michael: Well, they aren't there. Did you move them?
Me: No. I didn't move them. We must be out.
Michael: How can we be out, we just bought them last month!
Me: We're dirty people. We make tons of trash. We're filling WV's landfills singlehandedly!
Michael: I'm serious. How did we use so many?
Me: I'm busted. I confess. I'm selling them for painkillers and meth. My secret is out.
Michael: You don't take anything seriously. *stomps out of the room*
Michael: Did we just argue about trash bags??
Me: Yes, yes we did.
Michael: We are insane.
...and then we watched tv.
This is why couples always look CRAZY to single people.